
Warning: Dog May Cause Offense (and we love it!)
SHOPLet’s Be Honest-Your Dog’s a Bit of a Mess
Some dogs just need to be called out. Whether it’s for sniffing too many behinds or being a total bed hog, our harnesses proudly shame your dog with a touch of humour. Because walking in style shouldn’t mean walking in silence.
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Love a particular name? You can mix and match any of our hilarious labels with your favorite harness pattern. Customize your pup’s look to make them the talk of the park!
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The DRAMA QUEEN
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The CLINGY KING
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The LEG HUMPER
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The BUM LOVER
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The SIZE QUEEN
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The PARK CRUISER
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The DRAMA QUEEN (anime)
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Breathable & Lightweight
Made from breathable fabric, our harness keeps your dog cool while they play and explore.

Reflective for Safety
Stay safe on nighttime walks with our reflective straps, perfect for those after-dark strolls.

No-Pull, No-Choke
Prevents pulling and choking so your dog stays comfortable on walks—great for training too!
Let customers speak for us
from 24 reviewsWell made - very strong and adjustable- very eye catching - gets lots of conversation - very pleased

Everything is perfectly matched to my Drama Queen- Liliana she is happy and we are happy.

I bought this for my mini Dachshund who is really a Tweenie - the harness fits well, the front clasp is too big but the Velcro fastening underneath is perfect. So I love the adaptability of the harness. I love the bright colours and picked the Needy AF sign. It’s had lots of smiles but so apt as wee Hamish McSparkles is very needy

Ordered the needy af harness, great customer service, quality feels great love the red clip for extra safety will definitely be back to order more

Bought this for my pug Benson. Fits well even though he hates having it put on.
Great customer service.
Would highly recommend.

Absolutely amazing, fits my pup perfectly, so comfortable for her too, really well made and sturdy, exactly what I was looking for!

Harness is safe secure and padded, it's perfect for my xl bully, absolutely love it

Looks very cute and feels sturdy. My girl rocks this lil harness like the drama queen that she is.

Harness arrived very fast and it fits my dog so well! Very happy!

I love this harness! Such a cool style and fits comfortably. Delivery was fast too!

Love this harness! Fits my dog really well! And it was delivered before the expected time!

Amazing, unsurpassed quality price, has very very good quality quality of truth, and I forgot to choose the name I sent message to the seller, he answered me right away and without any problem, let's go, I totally recommend it again to buy it without any doubt
