Warning: Dog May Cause Offense (and we love it!)

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Let’s Be Honest-Your Dog’s a Bit of a Mess

Some dogs just need to be called out. Whether it’s for sniffing too many behinds or being a total bed hog, our harnesses proudly shame your dog with a touch of humour. Because walking in style shouldn’t mean walking in silence.

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Love a particular name? You can mix and match any of our hilarious labels with your favorite harness pattern. Customize your pup’s look to make them the talk of the park!

Breathable & Lightweight

Made from breathable fabric, our harness keeps your dog cool while they play and explore.

Reflective for Safety

Stay safe on nighttime walks with our reflective straps, perfect for those after-dark strolls.

No-Pull, No-Choke

Prevents pulling and choking so your dog stays comfortable on walks—great for training too!