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The BUM LOVER

The BUM LOVER

Tail wags and bum sniffs galore! This one’s for the dog who greets the world with a nose-first approach.

     

    Regular price £24.99 GBP
    Regular price £29.99 GBP Sale price £24.99 GBP
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    CHEST NECK WEIGHT
    XXXS 27-33 cm (10.6-13 inches) 27-32 cm (10.6-12.5 inches) 0.8-3.3 kg (1.7-7.2 lbs)
    XXS 36-46 cm (14.1-18.1 inches) 28-36 cm (11-14.1 inches) 2-5 kg (4.4-11 lbs)
    XS 45-58 cm (17.7-22.8 inches) 34-41 cm (13.3-16.1 inches) 4-7 kg (8.8-15.4 lbs)
    S 50-64 cm (19.6-25.1 inches) 38-45 cm (14.9-17.7 inches) 7-15 kg (15.4-33 lbs)
    M 61-81 cm (24-31.8 inches) 45-56 cm (17.7-22 inches) 14-25 kg (30.8-55 lbs)
    L 70-95 cm (27.5-37.4 inches) 50-66 cm (19.6-25.9 inches) 23-43 kg (50.7-94.7 lbs)
    XL 80-113 cm (31.4-44.4 inches) 63-87 cm (24.8-34.2 inches) 40-70 kg (88.1-154 lbs)
    XXL 83-118 cm (32.6-46.4 inches) 77-95 cm (30.3-37.4 inches) 70-85 kg (154-187 lbs)

    At Nastymutts, we know that every dog is unique, which is why we offer a range of sizes to fit dogs of all shapes. Finding the right fit ensures your dog is both comfortable and secure during walks. Please measure your dog carefully before choosing the size that’s best for them.

    How to Measure Your Dog:

    • Chest: Measure around the widest part of your dog's chest, just behind the front legs.
    • Neck: Measure the circumference of your dog’s neck where the collar usually sits. ( the lower part of the neck rather than the upper part behind the ears)

    Be sure to leave enough room for two fingers to fit between the harness and your dog for a comfortable fit.

    Tips:

    • If your dog is between sizes, please choose your size based on the weight of your dog.
    • If you’re unsure, feel free to contact us at support@nastymuttsuk.com, and we’ll be happy to help you find the perfect size!

    Arse Sniffer Cosmo is wearing a size S

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    • 14 day money back guarantee
    • Fits tiny terrors to chunky legends – check the size, mate
    • No-pull wizardry (for dogs who drag you like a shopping trolley)
    • Adjustable AF – with double lock safety buckles to stop your little menace legging it
    • Bung it in the wash after the mud bath of shame
    • Snug, comfy, and breathable with a mesh lining so your mutt can strut all day

    At NastyMutts, we aim to make shipping and returns hassle-free.

    Shipping

    • Orders ship with tracked delivery.
    • UK, Australia, NZ, US, Canada, Ireland: Estimated 4-8 business days.
    • Processing time: 1-3 business days.
    • We only ship on business days (Mon-Fri, excluding holidays).
    • Delays may occur during peak periods.

    Returns & Refunds

    • Non-faulty items: Return within 14 days (unused, clean, all tags attached). Return shipping at your expense.
    • Faulty items: Contact support@nastymuttsuk.com with photos.
    • Refunds: Processed within 5 business days after receiving the item.
    • Exchanges: Available if stock allows; otherwise, we offer alternatives or store credit.

    For full details, visit our Shipping & Returns page.

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    Breathable & Lightweight

    Made from breathable fabric, our harness keeps your dog cool while they play and explore.

    Reflective for Safety

    Stay safe on nighttime walks with our reflective straps, perfect for those after-dark strolls.

    No-Pull, No-Choke

    Prevents pulling and choking so your dog stays comfortable on walks—great for training too!